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Definitions by Johnny Rosebud

Floridian Wetwash

A floridian wetwash is when a man wraps his mouth around a womans asshole and holds his nose shut while a woman sharts directly into the mouth.
I paid a prostitute $60 for a floridian wetwash

Oklahoma Blowdry

When a man wraps his lips around a woman's asshole and holds his nose shut the woman then farts causing gas to rush into the mans lungs and sinuses
Your missus has never gave you an oklahoma blowdry