Definitions by Johnny On The G Spot

Poop Salute 

A fart

I was in the confessional and I was shocked to hear the priest play the old poop salute while handing out my penance.

Poop Salute by Johnny On The G Spot July 17, 2011

poop elastic 

sphincter,anus

My poop elastic is on fire after that spicy chili!

poop elastic by Johnny On The G Spot March 20, 2011

cpeeyou

The act of passing gas with a nice hot laptop computer in your lap. The anal vapour passing over the hot cpu is then blown out surrounding you with a complete fog of ass stink

Why is it that hot farts always smell worse, like when you cpeeyou after a wicked batch of chili!

cpeeyou by Johnny On The G Spot March 20, 2011

Beeralistic 

The moment you face at the beer store when you need to make the decision to purchase more or less beer and you choose more.

Beeralistic dude that is not going to be nearly enough brew!

Beeralistic by Johnny On The G Spot March 20, 2011