2 definitions by Johnny Marshmallow
Extremely large clitoris that causes a person who encounters it to unexpectedly make a face like a gopher. Name derived from the Lady GaGa scandal of 2009 in which she/he was accused of having either a penis or a very large clitoris. Gopherface rhymes with "Pokerface," a popular song in 2009.
When I pulled off Jane's panties, I began to cry when I discovered that she had a huge gopherface that put my cock to shame.
by Johnny Marshmallow August 19, 2009
Poop that came from a hooker's anus. Typically found in places where hookers poop like on the curb, on the floor in that Chinese food store on the corner, between dumpsters, in the bed of a parked pickup truck, in a McDonald's bag, in your car after you fed them and tried to talk them out of a certain lifestyle.
Goddammit, grandma. Let me call you back. I just stepped in a huge pile of hooker poop and it is stuck to the bottom of my flip-flop.
by Johnny Marshmallow August 19, 2009