Johnny LoudCloud Bong's definitions

Volenqueer

(Noun) An individual that is a fan, player, student, or coach of the Tennessee Volenqueer Football program.

My friend Victor would be a better friend and person if he wasn’t a lifetime fan of Tennessee’s Volenqueer Football program.

by Johnny LoudCloud Bong December 31, 2019

Squirtfart

This phenomennon conmonly occours during or immediately after vagina and anal Intercourse while the woman squirts/orgasms the pressure of both causes a wet fart that sprays a fine mist of wet fecal matter onto her partners stomach and/or genitalia

I gotta get in the fucking shower because my woman expelled a squirtfart shit colored spraytan all over my stomach

by Johnny LoudCloud Bong August 14, 2018

Cumplimentary

Cumplimentary: (Adjective) - a free load of ejaculate regardless of it’s placement.

Used in sentence:

My girlfriend & I were having sexual intercourse, and I was nice enough to give her a cumplimentary nutt on her face and tits when I pulled out.

My girlfriend & I were having sexual intercourse, and I was nice enough to give her a cumplimentary nutt on her face and tits when I pulled out

by Johnny LoudCloud Bong August 3, 2018

Cuntinup

To act in an annoying, argumentative and rude all obnoxious way. This behavior could be done by yourself, or with a group of others .

Cuntinup can be used as verb and a adjective.

I went to dinner with my wife, and o had to Inform her that ’m sick and tired of her constant “cumtinup “ for no reason.

I’m goung to cuntinup on my boss if he asks me to finish his report today .

I was running as fast as I could and my knee totally cuntinop’d on me and I went down hard.

by Johnny LoudCloud Bong June 14, 2018