Definitions by Johnny Lasagna

pube-lice-ity 

When people be spreading rumors that you got crabs or some other fungus in your nether regions...

“Maaan...I got a lotta bad Pube-lice-ity right now...this girl been saying I got mad crabs to everyone”

pube-lice-ity by Johnny Lasagna February 24, 2021

boomtorial 

A tutorial provided to a “boomer” so they can understand how to use current technologies.

Dad: “Hey, son...what’s this tik-tok video thingy everyone is talking about...I’m not sure how to use it or set up my face profile thing-a-ma-jig”

Son: “well, dad...it sounds like I need to give you a boomtorial on how to use tik-tok”

boomtorial by Johnny Lasagna February 23, 2021

The palm of Islam 

When you're on the dancefloor at a club, and the male dance partner, particularly of the middle eastern variety, attempts to ram his first so far up the vagina of the female, that she will never feel pain giving birth again.

basic term: fisting on the dancefloor.

Also known as basically, "The Palm".

Yo man I was at 1280 and I gave this Sharron girl the Palm of Islam.

The palm of Islam by Johnny Lasagna November 15, 2010