heffer

Either a fat person or a pregnant cow, whichever is nearest.
Apparently, in the good old US of A, you're never, on average, 0.39 metres away from a heffer.
by Johnny English March 12, 2004
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Alex Borrmann

A rage management loving pig. Probably in love with me. Jaffa cake x
I like Alex Borrmann, Jaffa Cakes.
by Johnny English June 10, 2018
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