Turd Tucker

An individual who uses his penis to tuck turds into his partners ass.

Timberlake is such a Turd Tucker

by Johnny Dogrib February 22, 2009

John Wayne TP

The cheapest Toilet Paper you can purchase, 1 ply Cardboard type TP.

The name is derived from the fact that John Waynes Rough he's Tough and dont take no shit from no indians.

I had a nasty shit the other and ripped my ass up with some John Wayne TP

by Johnny Dogrib February 22, 2009