Johnny DeWadd Watkins's definitions

mung milk

the stuff that aquirts out of your nose if you start laughing while swallowing a mung load.

We got him laughing so hard he mung milked all over his shirt.

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins July 29, 2006

captain kirk

verb - The act of pushing toilet paper up you hole and twisting it around to make sure you are extra clean up there because much like the legendary star trek commander you are boldly going where no mans gone before in order to circle Uranus in search of Klingons!

I was sure she was going to toss my salad so I Captain Kirked real good

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins December 11, 2008

mungaloid

Any sheltered person who does not know the meaning nor the the joy of MUNG

So this mungaloid catches us digging up a fresh one and all the bitch can say is "yuck, what are you guys doing?"

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins September 9, 2008