cock-blocking

When a guy or a friend tries to get with a girl your talking to, hence, "Cock-blocking". Keeping you from getting a piece of ass.

"Dont be cock-blocking me from my girl you fag!"

by Johnny B September 03, 2003

honey-monster

a term used to describe two people (usually female) where one is nice looking (the Honey) and the other is ugly (the monster)

Robin: Cor Batman, Look at them two!
Batman: Yes Robin, it's that damn honey-monster theory again!!!

by Johnny B March 14, 2004