Johnny 's definitions

ganges

The term ganges has it's roots in Dothan,AL. The term is one of many used in the place of 'marijuana'.

"Let's smoke some ganges."
"We're about out of ganges."
"So you're going to start selling ganges?"

by Johnny November 3, 2004

yammo

A prostitute's gold tooth, according to a few I've heard. Not sure if it is really a widespread term.

"Look at the Yammo on that fuckin prostitute! She needs to go to the dentist"

by Johnny April 2, 2005

sperm burping cock pig

2 cent hore that is so slutty that when she burps sperm is ejected from the mouth(usually pig sperm).

My good freind Steve Orr

by Johnny February 13, 2004

eulogy

the things people say in front of people wen sumone died. u tell people the good things about a person who past away. then u start cryin wen u say it and u make everybudy who listens to it cry.

my frend past away last nite. he was a good person. he never cussed and he never did anythin to hurt anybudy. all he cud do was laf and be happy and make others happy.

by johnny May 13, 2005

flying yamaguchi

The act in which a man jumps off an object higher than the spot where the woman is lying and lands with his penis directly inserting into her vagina. If it is a direct hit, both parties will have an instant orgasm simultaneously.

I jumped from the couch to the bed and fucked my girlfriend Flying Yamaguchi style.

by Johnny August 31, 2003

white tornado

Solo dance move invented by two members of the Western Michigan University Lacrosse team.
To perform: cross hands, hold hands 4-6 inches above head, spin hands around head while spinning on dance floor.

I wanted to impress this babe so I broke out the white tornado.

by Johnny October 7, 2005

sogger

A ferociously voluptuous, jelly-like, congealed nasal mucus extraction, plucked from deep within the nose. Possibly hinting shades of septic yellow or green, and is unflickable. The beast is completely soggy when rolled within a tissue and horrendous enough to turn the faces of onlookers during extraction.

Hortence was mining her honker, and dug out a massive sogger. It was a vivid dangler.

by Johnny June 17, 2006