Johnny / -the Random Prophet's definitions

Soapbox Johnny

SOAPBOX JOHNNY : (Noun) One that stands and preaches on the proverbial soapbox. Figuratively speaking... of course. A Soapbox Johnny doesn't realize that he's on the soapbox until getting a headache or hearing the sound of his own voice drone on and on. A lot of times, someone else will have to kick it out from under a Soapbox Johnny; again, figuratively speaking. ( Authors note: The phrase, "Standing on a soapbox", originates from the days when speakers would elevate themselves by standing on a wooden crate, originally used for shipment of soap or other dry goods from a manufacturer to a retail store. Often used as a liberal platform for politicians or someone preaching politics.)

There is more to life than dwelling on a rotten world. Appreciate and enjoy Mother Earth and embrace what really matters... Don't be a Soapbox Johnny.

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet October 7, 2019

weed moment

(noun ) A weed moment is when you are stoned and in the middle of a thought or conversation. You forget your place or where you are in a story you might be telling, or you forget what you were talking about all together. A weed moment is much like a senior moment; only weed induced.

Example: ''I'm having a weed moment. What were we talking about again?

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet April 26, 2017

Funnybud

When smoking marijuana aka weed, ganja it's a particular bud that seems to make everything funny. A funny bud is the bud in the batch that makes you laugh uncontrollably. It doesn't matter what you do, or what is said, everything is funny.

''Hey, Man. that must have been the funnybud we smoked.'' . . and then uncontrollable laughter. . . Hell, I'm tryin' not to laugh right now.

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet July 1, 2017

Fruittigieg

Fruittigieg (Froot-edge-edge) Noun: A Politician that furthers his career based on sexual preference or sexual orientation. Also the name for the tactic using that same plank in his platform to get an edge on the opponent. A fruittigieg. ie: A Presidential candidate that campaigns on sexual orientation using it as a platform to bolster votes... or describes the action itself.

His political platform is based on his sexual orientation. Who needs to know that? People don't base your Presidential performance on your sexual preference. ... WHAT A FRUITTIGIEG !!! He's trying to get a fruittigieg on his opponents.

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet January 31, 2020

Sybilral

SYB-IL-RAL : (sib-il-ruhl) {N} A person possessing multiple conflicting and contradicting ideologies and beliefs in the same person, and within the same group and political party. 'Sybilrals' are liberals that agree on everything if they like it; yet argue with everything they don't like or disagree with.. and that is subject to change at anytime if it is gonna benefit them or their schizophrenic everchanging, hostile, disruptive agenda. Any people the Democratic party can manage to recruit cannot be civilized, but 'sybilized'. See 'Sybilization'

The Democratic Party should be called the 'Sybilral' party. Bernie Sanders and radical Socialism have nothing in common with a Democratic Party Democracy if that is, in fact, what the party really wants to represent. Only a 'Sybilral'

or a 'Sybilral' party can have multiple conflicts within oneself.

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet February 28, 2020