California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake

One who talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk. Dig?

Look at Mr. Carbon Footprint, over there..... nothing more than a California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake.

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by Johnny / -the Random Prophet November 08, 2018

Chronological Respect

A younger person having respect for an older person that might know more than they do simply by the realization that the older person has been on the planet longer than they have. ... Keep up with me kiddies... Respect for your elders. 'nuff said.

The boy needs to learn some chronological respect.

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet March 20, 2019

UNRECOGNIZABLY HIGH

UNRECOGNIZABLY HIGH: ... so high that your friends don't recognize you. You don't recognize yourself, and you are too stoned to recognize how high that you actually are. You are unrecognizable. You're unrecognizably high.

Antonym: CHEERS "Where everybody knows your name...and they're always glad you came. Ex: NORM ! ! ! (Norm Peterson).

Example: " I don't know him. He's so high, I don't recognize him. He is unrecognizably high. He probably wouldn't recognize his own self in a mirror.

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet December 17, 2018

weed moment

(noun ) A weed moment is when you are stoned and in the middle of a thought or conversation. You forget your place or where you are in a story you might be telling, or you forget what you were talking about all together. A weed moment is much like a senior moment; only weed induced.

Example: ''I'm having a weed moment. What were we talking about again?

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet April 26, 2017

Funnybud

When smoking marijuana aka weed, ganja it's a particular bud that seems to make everything funny. A funny bud is the bud in the batch that makes you laugh uncontrollably. It doesn't matter what you do, or what is said, everything is funny.

''Hey, Man. that must have been the funnybud we smoked.'' . . and then uncontrollable laughter. . . Hell, I'm tryin' not to laugh right now.

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet July 01, 2017