Johnny / -the Random Prophet's definitions

Soapbox Johnny

SOAPBOX JOHNNY : (Noun) One that stands and preaches on the proverbial soapbox. Figuratively speaking... of course. A Soapbox Johnny doesn't realize that he's on the soapbox until getting a headache or hearing the sound of his own voice drone on and on. A lot of times, someone else will have to kick it out from under a Soapbox Johnny; again, figuratively speaking. ( Authors note: The phrase, "Standing on a soapbox", originates from the days when speakers would elevate themselves by standing on a wooden crate, originally used for shipment of soap or other dry goods from a manufacturer to a retail store. Often used as a liberal platform for politicians or someone preaching politics.)

There is more to life than dwelling on a rotten world. Appreciate and enjoy Mother Earth and embrace what really matters... Don't be a Soapbox Johnny.

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet October 7, 2019

Kami-Kozby

KAMI-KOZBY (kom-eh-COSBY)

1. (Verb) Having sex with someone that is unconscious..... doing a Kami-Kozby

2. (Noun) A drink. A predatory drink. A very potent knockout drink. Potent beyond potent... except not lethal. Similar to the mixed drink, the 'Kamikaze', but 10 times the strength. A Kami-Kozby mixed properly; the victim will pass out, become groggy and lifeless and renders them totally vulnerable. The victim should, or will have no memory or recollection of what took place while under the influence of a Kami-Kozby.
3. (verb/adjective) Career suicide.

1. " He must have done a Kami-Kozby on her."
2. " I'll order her a Kami-Kozby and I'll do whatever I want for the rest of the evening."
3 He did a Kami-Kozby to his career."

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet December 28, 2018

California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake

One who talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk. Dig?

Look at Mr. Carbon Footprint, over there..... nothing more than a California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake.

#RandomProphet

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet November 8, 2018

UNRECOGNIZABLY HIGH

UNRECOGNIZABLY HIGH: ... so high that your friends don't recognize you. You don't recognize yourself, and you are too stoned to recognize how high that you actually are. You are unrecognizable. You're unrecognizably high.

Antonym: CHEERS "Where everybody knows your name...and they're always glad you came. Ex: NORM ! ! ! (Norm Peterson).

Example: " I don't know him. He's so high, I don't recognize him. He is unrecognizably high. He probably wouldn't recognize his own self in a mirror.

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet December 17, 2018

Chronological Respect

A younger person having respect for an older person that might know more than they do simply by the realization that the older person has been on the planet longer than they have. ... Keep up with me kiddies... Respect for your elders. 'nuff said.

The boy needs to learn some chronological respect.

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet March 20, 2019