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Definitions by JohnPork0957

Idaho Ice cream sandwich

The act of one's partner shitting and keeping it in-between their anus, and then their partner eats the shit typically without utensils with their manmade tools.
Marcos: "Hey, man! Are you hungry? We might get Mexican food!"
Jory: "Nah, sorry man, me and the husband (Mason) had Mexican food earlier. I had an Idaho Ice Cream Sandwich though! That outta fill anyone up!"
Marcos: "Dude that's disgusting as fuck!"
The act of splitting your foreskin apart like string cheese with a ice cream spoon.
"Man, going to a doctor for a circumcision is too expensive... Im gonna Pimblem."
Pimblem by JohnPork0957 October 24, 2026

Shittle-glop

A term used to describe someone very unattractive, repulsive, stinky, and disgusting,
"Man, those dudes Clay and Jory are two fucking shittle-glops, am I right or am I right?"
"Yo I think you're right, yo."
Shittle-glop by JohnPork0957 October 24, 2026

Sackjumping

The act of stapling your balls to the ground and jumping as high as you can in order to deepen your voice.
John: hey Chris, how are you?
Chris: *Im good*
John: Woah! Your voice is so much lower, how come?

Chris: I tried Sackjumping recently and its helped so much!
John: Wow! I should really try Sackhjumping sometime too! Wanna show me how its done?
Chris: Awesome! I'd be more than happy to help you Sackjump;)
Sackjumping by JohnPork0957 October 24, 2026