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to win the brown ribbon, you must understand two things. it is very much akin to the blue ribbon in a horse show, and it was invented for the Poop Olympics.
the brown ribbon is given to the winner of the longest and firmest shit.
the brown ribbon is a thin slice of nylon ribbon, width of 4 cm. and is sharp to the touchings. each log is lined up in the Log Lineup and one by one one is tried to be cut by the ribbon. the one thewith the most shitsistance (resistance of shit sue to corn ratio or other thing) this one wins it.
the brown ribbon is given to the winner of the longest and firmest shit.
the brown ribbon is a thin slice of nylon ribbon, width of 4 cm. and is sharp to the touchings. each log is lined up in the Log Lineup and one by one one is tried to be cut by the ribbon. the one thewith the most shitsistance (resistance of shit sue to corn ratio or other thing) this one wins it.
it the poop olympiad of brownsville, tx, Irving Logman won the brown ribbon.
it now adornes his fireplace.
it now adornes his fireplace.
by john really brown September 6, 2006
Get the brown ribbon mug.when you give a girl a hot lunch, which is leaving man logs on her chest, then making her form them into a small city diarama.
mikey- i want to shit on you
mandy- only if i can make a brown town after
jim- ill watch and poopstabate
mandy- only if i can make a brown town after
jim- ill watch and poopstabate
by john really brown July 9, 2006
Get the brown town mug.an algorithm is a procedure (a finite set of well-defined instructions) for accomplishing some task which, given an initial state, will terminate in a defined end-state. A Jism Algorithim is when The computational complexity and efficient implementation of the algorithm are so strong and firm that sperm leaks out.
translated into Latin in the 12th century, as Jisimi Algoritmi de numero Indorum, which title was likely intended to mean "Algoritmi about the numbers of the Indians which i made white and cream-like", where "Algoritmi" was the translator's rendition of the author's name and "jisimi" meant cum, white cum; but people misunderstanding the title treated Jisimi Algoritmi as a Latin plural and this led to the word "Jism algorithm"
translated into Latin in the 12th century, as Jisimi Algoritmi de numero Indorum, which title was likely intended to mean "Algoritmi about the numbers of the Indians which i made white and cream-like", where "Algoritmi" was the translator's rendition of the author's name and "jisimi" meant cum, white cum; but people misunderstanding the title treated Jisimi Algoritmi as a Latin plural and this led to the word "Jism algorithm"
by john really brown November 16, 2006
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Get the stink floyd mug.commercial-ing is when you drink a bottled beverage like they do on commericals for that drink.
comes after the fast drinking on commercial tv when someone is really tired and just swings back they neck and drinks it all.
comes after the fast drinking on commercial tv when someone is really tired and just swings back they neck and drinks it all.
yo i was so hungry that i was commercial -ing that gatorade.
jim just took that powerade and commercialed it, yo.
look at stacy, she is just commercialing that V8.
jim just took that powerade and commercialed it, yo.
look at stacy, she is just commercialing that V8.
by john really brown November 4, 2007
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by john really brown November 11, 2006
Get the shoot the pube mug.The coloquial reference to a pizza pie in the New Haven Connecticut area. The sign on the pizza shops actually say apizza. ie. Sally's Apizza. its pronounced (ah-beetz).
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