John really brown's definitions

log whisperer

a person who speaks to his shit in a soft tone. He only whisper to the "bad" or "deliquent" logs that:

a; splash up water
b; one chunk come back post-flush
c; make you use 12 rolls of tahlet paper
d; make you wipe for 5 hours
e; make you have lil pebble shits

we whispers to the logs so they stop their bad behavior and change their brown ways.

if you want to correct your incorrect shits. if you want to fix your brown problem. if you like to shit, then be a log whisperer

by john really brown October 28, 2006

commercial -ing

commercial-ing is when you drink a bottled beverage like they do on commericals for that drink.

comes after the fast drinking on commercial tv when someone is really tired and just swings back they neck and drinks it all.

yo i was so hungry that i was commercial -ing that gatorade.

jim just took that powerade and commercialed it, yo.

look at stacy, she is just commercialing that V8.

by john really brown November 4, 2007

shoot the pube

a game, usually played by men while at urinals, when one aims the piss stream, aka golden rainbow, at rogue pieces of pubic hair which rest on the lip of the urinal. these special pubes do not necessarilly belong to you, but remember, they must be sent home to the urinal cake.

in the game of shoot the pube, you get extra points if the pube drifts towards the pisser.

by john really brown November 11, 2006

t-bill

like the sex act of t-bag or t-bagging, this has to do with a stockbroker sticking his thick, firm, long-term government bond in and out of a throat.

i t-billed your wife greenspan

by john really brown November 16, 2006

porcelain touch

when you slap someone in the back while they are pissing in a urinal so hard, or with such a pinpointed force that they are cuaght in limbo and they weiner touches the porcelain, since it is out becuase of peeing.

dan-hey john are you happy
jim- porcelain touch say what
mike- *slap*
all- haaha we got ya( as johns "dick" touches the dirty herpes ridden urinal)
john- damn
mike- yea damn
jim- hahaaha
all- hahah yea samn

by john really brown June 13, 2006

brown town

when you give a girl a hot lunch, which is leaving man logs on her chest, then making her form them into a small city diarama.

mikey- i want to shit on you
mandy- only if i can make a brown town after
jim- ill watch and poopstabate

by john really brown July 9, 2006

johnson and johnson

1) a company
2) two bigs dicks
3) two long dongs

johnson and johnson makes medicine

there are two falus hence there is johnson and johnson

by john really brown December 7, 2006