marvin garden

eating a girls vagina while it has hair. preferabbly a blonde girl since marving gardens in monopoly is colored brown. also can be associated with a $12 eating of the box since its rent is that price.

your box has hair janet
janet- yea rich likes to marvin garden

by john really brown July 08, 2006

commercial -ing

commercial-ing is when you drink a bottled beverage like they do on commericals for that drink.

comes after the fast drinking on commercial tv when someone is really tired and just swings back they neck and drinks it all.

yo i was so hungry that i was commercial -ing that gatorade.

jim just took that powerade and commercialed it, yo.

look at stacy, she is just commercialing that V8.

by john really brown November 04, 2007

shoot the pube

a game, usually played by men while at urinals, when one aims the piss stream, aka golden rainbow, at rogue pieces of pubic hair which rest on the lip of the urinal. these special pubes do not necessarilly belong to you, but remember, they must be sent home to the urinal cake.

in the game of shoot the pube, you get extra points if the pube drifts towards the pisser.

by john really brown November 11, 2006

porcelain touch

when you slap someone in the back while they are pissing in a urinal so hard, or with such a pinpointed force that they are cuaght in limbo and they weiner touches the porcelain, since it is out becuase of peeing.

dan-hey john are you happy
jim- porcelain touch say what
mike- *slap*
all- haaha we got ya( as johns "dick" touches the dirty herpes ridden urinal)
john- damn
mike- yea damn
jim- hahaaha
all- hahah yea samn

by john really brown June 13, 2006

barge a trois

when three barges are in close contact with each other out in the oceans. .they also trade sea hookers and other snacks and tasty treats.

there are three barges in the long island sound. they are having a barge a trois and sea dogs are shitting on hookers. sea style.

by john really brown September 30, 2006

stink floyd

doing a girl in the butt while listening to dark side of the moon

i gave sandra a stink floyd during any colour you like

by john really brown November 24, 2006

brown town

when you give a girl a hot lunch, which is leaving man logs on her chest, then making her form them into a small city diarama.

mikey- i want to shit on you
mandy- only if i can make a brown town after
jim- ill watch and poopstabate

by john really brown July 09, 2006