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Definitions by John Wock

Hectbolical

When you see something awesome, exciting or very good. This word is a combination Hectic, Diabolical, Shambolic
Person 1: Omg bro did u see that chick over there!
Person 2: Yeah bro she was Hectbolical!
Hectbolical by John Wock September 14, 2023

Poo Oven 

When you shit in your oven so much poo starts to leak out of the creases of the oven and all over the floor.
person 1: omg did you shit in the oven again...
person 2: maybe
person 1: well now its a Poo Oven
Poo Oven by John Wock May 22, 2023
This means Taking ketimine at home
Person 1: yo wsg?
Person 2: nm just tkah
tkah by John Wock May 21, 2023
This means Laughing on my fucking toes
Person 1:*Sends funny video*
Person 2: lomft!
lomft by John Wock May 21, 2023

Cooper Rizz 

to preform this unique type of rizz you must be a Strong man who is named cooper. First you must approach a woman and give the death stare. One you have preformed the death stare the woman will then violently shit there pants than go out with the person preforming the rizz. After this the date will be arranged and when the waiter comes you rip there cock off while there attempting to serve you in the restaurant the girl will faint and than you can seduce the female.
Person 1: omg did you hear about jessica getting cooper rizzed?
Person 2: No lmaoooo.
Cooper Rizz by John Wock May 21, 2023

Khai Rizz 

To perform this type of unique Rizz you must be asian and be given the name of Khai. This is powerful rizz and should be only used when necessary. This is where you go up to a woman and go on your knees and scream and shout and beg for there number, after this they will get so red in the face and in no doubt give there number to you, after this you arrange a date and a expensive restaurant after finish eating you go to the woman and aggressively suck all the food out of her nose and run away after.
Person 1: Omg did you hear about the person who did the khai rizz???
Person 1: Omg yeah that was my sister lmao
Khai Rizz by John Wock May 18, 2023

Pavle Walk Stage 4 (FINAL STAGE)

(READ PAVLE WALK STAGE 3 TO UNDERSTAND) - This is where you are desperate and have no hope of finding anyone and your slowly turning red in the face This is LAST RESORT and in dying need of a smash. You go to your family home and come over to your grandma and bend her over to violently suck the shit out of her ass and after have anal with your grandma. After this you poison your whole family and smash the shit out of all of them when there laying dead on the floor. When the police arrive you threaten to seduce them, Than you violently snort out the window asserting your dominance against the police, They get so afraid they start to run away in fear and some even shit themselves.
Person 1: OMG did you hear about that news report on the Pavle Walk Stage 4 (FINAL STAGE)
Person 2: OMG YES THATS SO SCARY, Didn't think anyone would get so desperate...