John Wock's definitions

lomft

This means Laughing on my fucking toes

Person 1:*Sends funny video*
Person 2: lomft!

by John Wock May 21, 2023

Pavle Walk

The Pavle Walk is when you go out at 10pm at night with your dad to go stalk little Boys. Normally Catch little kids lacking while they take the trash out. He could be waiting for hours for the perfect time to strike. After taking there victims they forcefully make them have a threesome with his uncle in his basement.

Person 1: yo I"m going to do the Pavle walk tomorrow, wanna come?
Person 2: Yeah sure sounds fun!

by John Wock August 21, 2022

Poo Fridge

When you shit in your fridge so much poo starts to leak out of the creases and cracks in the fridge and all over kitchen floor.

Jack: OMG HENRY DID U SHIT IN THE FRIDGE AGAIN!
Henry: Maybe...
Jack: Well its turned into a fucking poo fridge!

by John Wock April 14, 2022

Legal Studies SAC

Its a test about the legal system that no one wants to do

Person 1: omg I wanna kill myself we have a Legal Studies SAC
Person 2: OMG SAME PLEASE KILL ME!!!

by John Wock August 21, 2022

Big Dawg Ned

Someone who is a sick cunt and has a shitting playlist on Spotify.

Person 1: yooo did u listen to the shitting playlist!
Person 2: Hell yeah Big Dawg Ned!!!
Person 1: Whoops I accidentally shit myself!
Person 2: np, just listen to the shitting playlist while you clean yourself up!

by John Wock August 21, 2022

Pavle Walk Stage 2

(READ "PAVLE WALK" TO UNDERSTAND) The Pavle Walk Stage 2 is when on the Pavle walk and cannot find a child so you enter there home and take their kid while there sleeping. After Taking there kid you leave a note behind saying "YOU HAVE BEEN PAVLED." And leave the house with their child (Typically a boy).

Person 1: Hey i'm on the Pavle walk and cant find any little boys
Person 2: That's okay! Just do the Pavle walk stage 2!
Person 1: That's a great idea why didn't I think of that!

by John Wock September 8, 2022

Nigerian Horse

When a person acts silly and snorts violently like a horse.

Person 1: omg did u see the funny video i sent you
Person 2: omg Yessss, "Horse Snorts"
Person 1: Lmaooo ur such a Nigerian Horse

by John Wock August 21, 2022