John Tugboat's definitions

Russian Cinderella

A torture method in which one cuts off their victim's heels and uses crows to peck out their eyes. Inspired by the ending of the original telling of Cinderella.

Person 1 - "He lied to us. What do we do?"
Person 2 - "Give him a Russian Cinderella."

by John Tugboat February 20, 2015

Crope

The soggy parts of the cereal that sit in your bowl after you finish your cereal.

A friend of mine doesn't drink his crope after finishing his cereal. What a waste.

by John Tugboat May 13, 2017

IQ

Something most people on Urban Dictionary don't have.

His IQ is about that of someone who uses Urban Dictionary.

by John Tugboat January 3, 2015