Definitions by John Superman

Giving them the Boris 

The act of avoiding social interaction with strangers on the street - particularly chuggers - by pretending you are from another country & don't speak English.

Chugger: "Hello mate!!! Have you got a minute?!"

You, continuing walking & giving them the Boris: "Ja n'ya comprendé vous. Ich bin sorry, tovarisch..."

Giving them the Boris by John Superman December 6, 2013

aaaaaaaaaaargh! 

The sound one makes when falling off a cliff.

Sarah: "Kevin, be careful! You're very near the edge."

Kevin: "aaaaaaaaaaargh!"

aaaaaaaaaaargh! by John Superman December 6, 2013

Thanksgiving 

A celebratory holiday in the USA that no one else outside the USA quite understands.

British Person: "So Thanksgiving is basically just another Christmas? Do you get presents?"

Irish Person: "What sort of holiday takes place on a Thursday?"

Australian person: What? You eat marshmallows at the same time as turkey?

Chinese person: Is this gigantic Snoopy balloon some sort of Thanksgiving spirit animal?

Thanksgiving by John Superman November 29, 2013

Failias 

The failure to come up with a believable fake name due to time constraints or panicked thinking.

Policeman at car window: "Sir, this car was just seen at a popular doggingspot. I'll need your name, please."

David Armstrong: my name is John... Super... Man...

Policeman: That goddamn failias crap ain't gonna work on me, boy! Get the hell out here!

Failias by John Superman November 28, 2013

qwertymail

The fake email name used when signing up for websites. Usually created by mashing your hands on the keyboard then adding "@yahoo.com".

Guy 1: "Dude, this porn site wants my email address before I can see the premium stuff..."

Guy 2: "Screw that, man. Just use a qwertymail address..."

Guy 1: "Of course! [e-mail] it is!"

qwertymail by John Superman November 28, 2013

instalebrity

Someone who believes they are famous due to having high numbers of Instagram followers.

Jared: "Yeah, so my last photo got over 60,000 likes. Jayzombie & I are, like, totally best friends. People just seem to totally appreciate my Art. It just speaks to them, i guess..."

Customer: "Just give me my damn latte, you pathetic instalebrity."

instalebrity by John Superman November 28, 2013