13 definitions by John Superman
The act of pointing one's penis towards the toilet bowl whilst standing. Usually accompanied by urination.
by John Superman December 6, 2013
John 17:12 "The Christmass was that of an average man, not fat, for he was pious & consumed donuts sparingly."
by John Superman December 7, 2013
The fake email name used when signing up for websites. Usually created by mashing your hands on the keyboard then adding "@yahoo.com".
Guy 1: "Dude, this porn site wants my email address before I can see the premium stuff..."
Guy 2: "Screw that, man. Just use a qwertymail address..."
Guy 1: "Of course! Qwertyuiopasdfg@yahoo.com it is!"
Guy 2: "Screw that, man. Just use a qwertymail address..."
Guy 1: "Of course! Qwertyuiopasdfg@yahoo.com it is!"
by John Superman November 28, 2013
The act of avoiding social interaction with strangers on the street - particularly chuggers - by pretending you are from another country & don't speak English.
Chugger: "Hello mate!!! Have you got a minute?!"
You, continuing walking & giving them the Boris: "Ja n'ya comprendé vous. Ich bin sorry, tovarisch..."
You, continuing walking & giving them the Boris: "Ja n'ya comprendé vous. Ich bin sorry, tovarisch..."
by John Superman December 6, 2013
British Person: "So Thanksgiving is basically just another Christmas? Do you get presents?"
Irish Person: "What sort of holiday takes place on a Thursday?"
Australian person: What? You eat marshmallows at the same time as turkey?
Chinese person: Is this gigantic Snoopy balloon some sort of Thanksgiving spirit animal?
Irish Person: "What sort of holiday takes place on a Thursday?"
Australian person: What? You eat marshmallows at the same time as turkey?
Chinese person: Is this gigantic Snoopy balloon some sort of Thanksgiving spirit animal?
by John Superman November 29, 2013
Jared: "Yeah, so my last photo got over 60,000 likes. Jayzombie & I are, like, totally best friends. People just seem to totally appreciate my Art. It just speaks to them, i guess..."
Customer: "Just give me my damn latte, you pathetic instalebrity."
Customer: "Just give me my damn latte, you pathetic instalebrity."
by John Superman November 28, 2013