by John Shin July 01, 2004
The most famous Boston University (BU) alumnus since Martin Luther King, Jr. and Bill O'Reilly and Jullianne Moore.
by John Shin July 19, 2008
I BMW and I drive a BMW, therefore I am the 'Ultimate Driving Machine' cos I hook up with tons of hot chicks.
by John Shin April 14, 2005
two facing; saying two different (and usually false) statements or doing two or more diverse actions to another for selfish gain
To the dumb, pretty girl to impress her:
"I'm a doctor" (so I have the credentials to bag you)
To the intelligent, bitchy, materialistic type:
"I have a BMW" (so you can impress her and bag her since she says, "I only date men who drive a BMW)
To the professional, intellectual type:
"I went to Harvard law, was a Rhodes Scholar, and I make millions, as well as the fact that live in Beverly Hills --- then you borrow your rich friend's house, car, and counterfeit and alter his Harvard degree to make it look bonafide.
"I'm a doctor" (so I have the credentials to bag you)
To the intelligent, bitchy, materialistic type:
"I have a BMW" (so you can impress her and bag her since she says, "I only date men who drive a BMW)
To the professional, intellectual type:
"I went to Harvard law, was a Rhodes Scholar, and I make millions, as well as the fact that live in Beverly Hills --- then you borrow your rich friend's house, car, and counterfeit and alter his Harvard degree to make it look bonafide.
by John Shin December 27, 2003
by John Shin July 01, 2004