I BMW and I drive a BMW, therefore I am the 'Ultimate Driving Machine' cos I hook up with tons of hot chicks.
by John Shin April 14, 2005
one extremely underrated Boston University that has a reputation for cranking out millionaires, billionaires, jet set, Hollywood actors, media giants (eg. Howard Stern, Bill O'Reilly, Geena Davis, Carolyn Bisset, MLK, Jr., Rosie O'Donnell, Jason Alexander, etc.)that surpasses Boston College, is more marketable than Harvard University (job wise since Harvard grads are overqualified to begin with), second to only M.I.T. scholastically, is put down as a slacker, rich snobby stoner shithead school cos bastards who write shit on urbandicitonary are poor shitheads who have nothing better to do cos they are insecure, retarded shitheads who are poor and worthless. BU surpasses BC financially, research wise, academically, socially, has kick ass geniuses for faculty, boasts 4 Nobel Prize winners, has an a$$ kicking hockey team that cranks out future NHL players, and mind you, those eurotrash dudes in their Ferraris, Lamborghinis,Porsches, Mercedes, etc. are brilliant, elite studly man whores who probably bagged your girlfriend or wife and partied with you and all.
so cya, motherfuckers! ;) hehe!
so cya, motherfuckers! ;) hehe!
Boston University is one of the choices for genius whiz kids who score a perfect 1600 in their SATs and turned down Harvard University, Yale University, or Princeton University. The only reason that it is lower ranked is that US News & World Report (the retarded version of Time Magazine for people who can't read above a 10th grade reading level, mind you) brainwashes everyone and are jealous of BU) and that the Ancient Eight (Ivy League schools) don't want tehir sorry stick-up-their-ass reps being blown by this one kick ass institution with a great a$$ social life.
if i had my way my first choice would be:
1) BU - genius, rich ass slackersand hottest, snobbiest chicks on the planet
2) M.I.T. - cool ass party genius geeks who party with BU students.
3) Harvard University - the best of the best and still the best of the best three and over centuries counting yet if ya don't get a job right after graduationg from Harvard, then something is sickly wrong! then ya shoulda went to BU or M.I.T.
if i had my way my first choice would be:
1) BU - genius, rich ass slackersand hottest, snobbiest chicks on the planet
2) M.I.T. - cool ass party genius geeks who party with BU students.
3) Harvard University - the best of the best and still the best of the best three and over centuries counting yet if ya don't get a job right after graduationg from Harvard, then something is sickly wrong! then ya shoulda went to BU or M.I.T.
by John Shin March 22, 2005
by John Shin July 01, 2004
by John Shin July 01, 2004
two facing; saying two different (and usually false) statements or doing two or more diverse actions to another for selfish gain
To the dumb, pretty girl to impress her:
"I'm a doctor" (so I have the credentials to bag you)
To the intelligent, bitchy, materialistic type:
"I have a BMW" (so you can impress her and bag her since she says, "I only date men who drive a BMW)
To the professional, intellectual type:
"I went to Harvard law, was a Rhodes Scholar, and I make millions, as well as the fact that live in Beverly Hills --- then you borrow your rich friend's house, car, and counterfeit and alter his Harvard degree to make it look bonafide.
"I'm a doctor" (so I have the credentials to bag you)
To the intelligent, bitchy, materialistic type:
"I have a BMW" (so you can impress her and bag her since she says, "I only date men who drive a BMW)
To the professional, intellectual type:
"I went to Harvard law, was a Rhodes Scholar, and I make millions, as well as the fact that live in Beverly Hills --- then you borrow your rich friend's house, car, and counterfeit and alter his Harvard degree to make it look bonafide.
by John Shin December 28, 2003
I love the Yankees and Bosox.
And Dallas Cowboys and Philadelphia Eagles.
The Sixers and Lakers!
and...
you two faced wabash!
And Dallas Cowboys and Philadelphia Eagles.
The Sixers and Lakers!
and...
you two faced wabash!
by John Shin February 08, 2005