John Plato's definitions

cauliflower warts

When someone's genital warts are as big as and look like cauliflower from your refridgerator.

She's got like 20 cauliflower warts under there.

by John Plato June 11, 2008

eye cum shot

When someone's eye turns red from getting hit there with cum. It turns red because of the warm salt.

Jacob: "Your eye's red. Did you get eye cum shot?"
Liz: "Yeah, by Bob."

by John Plato June 11, 2008

Lemon Party

When 3 or more old men get together and have an orgy.

Your grandpa wants you at his next lemon party.

by John Plato June 11, 2008