3 definitions by John Olmstead

carbon fingerprint

A term used to place blame for global warming on an individual or group.

1) "President Bush's carbon fingerprints were all over that energy bill".

2) "The lights were left on again and Barrett's carbon fingerprints were all over the switches".

by John Olmstead October 14, 2008

non seqtwitter

Facebook status messages and twitters that completely lack any context.

Bob just updated his facebook status to "fish baskets". what total non seqtwitter.

by John Olmstead July 8, 2009

screwgled

To be screwed over by information made publicly available through a search engine.

“My wife caught me leaving a strip club on Google Street View, I got screwgled!”

by John Olmstead July 31, 2007