Definitions by John Motherfucking Hopkins

Dutch Hangman 

A dutch rudder delivered to you while standing on your head.

I walked in on my roomates doing the dutch hangman!

Dutch Hangman by John Motherfucking Hopkins January 9, 2013

Arctic Icepick 

The act of getting a piece of ice shoved up your ass.

That bitch was pissing me the fuck off, so I gave her the Arctic icepick.

Arctic Icepick by John Motherfucking Hopkins September 29, 2010

Had my cake and ate it too 

The act of cumming inside of your lady and then proceeding to give her oral sex.

Bill: Can I have the room for sex?
Jon: Sure! Don't worry, I already had my cake and ate it too.

Had my cake and ate it too by John Motherfucking Hopkins September 29, 2010