3 definition by John Motherfucking Hopkins

Top Definition

A dutch rudder delivered to you while standing on your head.

I walked in on my roomates doing the dutch hangman!

The act of getting a piece of ice shoved up your ass.

That bitch was pissing me the fuck off, so I gave her the Arctic icepick.

The act of cumming inside of your lady and then proceeding to give her oral sex.

Bill: Can I have the room for sex?
Jon: Sure! Don't worry, I already had my cake and ate it too.