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Arctic Icepick

The act of getting a piece of ice shoved up your ass.
That bitch was pissing me the fuck off, so I gave her the Arctic icepick.
by John Motherfucking Hopkins September 29, 2010
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Had my cake and ate it too

The act of cumming inside of your lady and then proceeding to give her oral sex.
Bill: Can I have the room for sex?
Jon: Sure! Don't worry, I already had my cake and ate it too.
by John Motherfucking Hopkins September 29, 2010
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Dutch Hangman

A dutch rudder delivered to you while standing on your head.
I walked in on my roomates doing the dutch hangman!
by John Motherfucking Hopkins January 9, 2013
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