John Motherfucking Hopkins's definitions

Had my cake and ate it too

The act of cumming inside of your lady and then proceeding to give her oral sex.

Bill: Can I have the room for sex?
Jon: Sure! Don't worry, I already had my cake and ate it too.

by John Motherfucking Hopkins September 29, 2010

Dutch Hangman

A dutch rudder delivered to you while standing on your head.

I walked in on my roomates doing the dutch hangman!

by John Motherfucking Hopkins January 9, 2013

Arctic Icepick

The act of getting a piece of ice shoved up your ass.

That bitch was pissing me the fuck off, so I gave her the Arctic icepick.

by John Motherfucking Hopkins September 29, 2010