John Motherfucking Hopkins's definitions

Dutch Hangman

A dutch rudder delivered to you while standing on your head.

I walked in on my roomates doing the dutch hangman!

by John Motherfucking Hopkins January 9, 2013

Had my cake and ate it too

The act of cumming inside of your lady and then proceeding to give her oral sex.

Bill: Can I have the room for sex?
Jon: Sure! Don't worry, I already had my cake and ate it too.

by John Motherfucking Hopkins September 29, 2010

Arctic Icepick

The act of getting a piece of ice shoved up your ass.

That bitch was pissing me the fuck off, so I gave her the Arctic icepick.

by John Motherfucking Hopkins September 29, 2010