3 definitions by John McCrary
That Perplexing cum that you thought you had cleaned up after spanking the dolphin. The cum that, to your dismay, soils you boxers, pants, and sometimes shoes.
(A man pulls up pants after taking care of business) "Goddamnit, I thought I cleaned all that shit off! Now it's all in my boxers and dripping down my leg!"
It looks like he should have checked for ghost cum!
It looks like he should have checked for ghost cum!
by John McCrary March 13, 2008
A deity under the village bicycle.
by John McCrary November 8, 2007
Whiteman #1: Well shit, my boss caught me taking a nigger nap in my office the other day. I think he's gonna can me.
Whiteman #2: Don't worry, there's no one but niggers applying for management these days.
Whiteman #2: Don't worry, there's no one but niggers applying for management these days.
by John McCrary May 9, 2008