John Lindley's definitions

kirby bomb

The act of accidentally dropping a filthy steaming deuce while your humping the hell out of some broad/bro. Most commonly occurring after a high fiber meal.

I was in my parents room doing it in there shower with Joey and as he was railing me out he accidentally pinched a loaf on my parents shower floor, I look down and theres a Kirby bomb splat down on the floor.

by John Lindley January 7, 2008

bose session

when a person uses the bose headphones while jerking off in his/her room so his roomates cant hear his porn or him slapping his hog. Most commonly used in dormitories.

I walked in his room and his pants were at his ankles, laptop in front his face, and headphones on his head. He was having a serious bose session.

by John Lindley January 6, 2008

crusty hog

a dick and or its balls that have been covered in jizz and left to dry without cleaning, resulting in a crusty residue all over the genitals.

dude jerked off all over his hog and left the shit to dry, fuckin rockin the crusty hog.

by John Lindley January 7, 2008