John King's definitions

Gork

A tall goofy looking guy

Yankees pitcher Randy Johnson is a gork

by John King September 1, 2008

friendly gesture

Double hand and arm movement simulating male masturbation. The gesture is given from a standing position with the hand and arm movement extremely exagerating the size of the male erect penis.

I got pissed off at this lady so I gave her the friendly gesture

by John King June 11, 2006

sawed off spaghetti bender

derogatory term for short ethnic italian male

Joe Pesci is a sawed off spaghetti bender

by John King June 11, 2006