Definitions by John King

Gork 

A tall goofy looking guy

Yankees pitcher Randy Johnson is a gork

Gork by John King September 1, 2008

friendly gesture 

Double hand and arm movement simulating male masturbation. The gesture is given from a standing position with the hand and arm movement extremely exagerating the size of the male erect penis.

I got pissed off at this lady so I gave her the friendly gesture

friendly gesture by John King June 11, 2006

sawed off spaghetti bender 

derogatory term for short ethnic italian male

Joe Pesci is a sawed off spaghetti bender

sawed off spaghetti bender by John King June 11, 2006