Definitions by John Junior

The Ricardo 

The look one gets when they are constipated with confusion.

He has the ricardo splayed all over his face.

The Ricardo by John Junior September 21, 2008

burnt cooter 

When a fat woman starts walking and begins to sweat. The friction of her moving thighs acting on her vagina creates a unique and often overpowering smell known as burnt cooter.

Megan walked over here and all i could smell was burnt cooter.

burnt cooter by John Junior September 28, 2006