John Johnson 's definitions

a crippled pirate

A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a womans eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!

That bitch pissed me off, so I made her into a crippled pirate

by john johnson June 17, 2006

KNA

short-form of knanaya. formed in ad 345, endogamatic principals enforced.form of catholicism

i am knanaya or "kna".

by john johnson May 13, 2005

KNA

short-form of knanaya. formed in ad 345, endogamatic principals enforced.form of catholicisms.

i am knanaya or "kna"

by john johnson March 27, 2005

hook

the police, 5-0, the law

run here comes the hook

by john johnson May 27, 2004

one room shack

a busted ass house

thats why you live in a one room shack you poor peice of trash

by john johnson June 1, 2004

Rope Tugger

Faggot, queer, homosexual. A man who prefers to beat off other dudes or "tug their ropes."

Me: Did you see how gay James looked in that IG post?
Buddy: Yeah, he's such a fucking rope tugger.

by John Johnson June 12, 2025