John Gaskell's definitions

Early Bath

To take early retirement

" that fuckin Mingebag who still lives with his mam is takin an early bath "

by John Gaskell September 27, 2005

Stella Artois

A Reassuringly expensive Lager of 5.2& abv. Turns a fellow from a small biscuit arsed dweeb into a kebab munchin groch, willing to pagger with anyone who doesn't agree with him.

" call forth the power of 9 Stella's and I'll bail you out of the Bridewell if you haven't caused too much trouble "

by John Gaskell March 21, 2004

Star-Fish-Man

A Name given to anyone who likes licking Girls Chocolate Starfish as well as Fanny because its dirty as fuck, namely me. Also: The Bum-Hole Kid, Ring Raider (not to be confused with the gay term) and Cigar-Burn Extraordinaire

" We're gonna fuck later you dirty bitch! and guess what? Star-fish-Man is gonna be in full flow "

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

Ginch

Slang for English Currency

" I'm fuckin fuming, I lost all me Ginch playing black jack in the Gauntlet last night when I was Bladdered "

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

mullered

To be absolutely off your face on drink and drugs, derived from the Yoghurt manufacturer Muller, after people (mostly gimps) used to go round sayin Creamed, Creamed turned to Mullered

" I was fackin mullered on friday night in the club, I was so facked that I started usin cockney words like Mullered "

by John Gaskell December 28, 2005

Skidaddle

A gay word old men use meaning get to fuck.

" Eh Kid!! get out of my garden, go on Skidaddle "

by John Gaskell March 28, 2004

Sponge Bob Square Arse

A term used loosely towards girls who's arses look like they've had a stroke, flat at the top and hanging down at the bottom

" Hey Girl!! whats with the Spongebob Square Arse?? "

by John Gaskell March 29, 2004