BWAFT

A made up word my girlfriend calls me occasionally during and after a Bender, it stands for BIG WANKER ALCHY FAT TWAT. I'm not really, just when I'm bladderd

ME: " come ere doll, gizzzz a kiss "
MY BIRD: " fuck off BWAFT "

by John Gaskell March 28, 2004

Getting Off

A Term used When a person vacates the area he/she is in,i.e when they want to go.Also: Bail, Shoot the Craw, Shoot me boots.

" I'm gonna do a quick bong and then I'm Getting Off to me birds "

by John Gaskell May 04, 2004

One Off The Cuff

A Term meaning to Masturbate.Also: Wank, Beat, Wack off, Rhythm Man, Jerk Off and Knock One Out

" My Bird isn't comin' round tonight and I'm fuckin horny, I know, I'll have One Off The Cuff

by John Gaskell March 28, 2004

Fanny Boff

Similar to fanny fart when engaging or after engaging in sexual intercourse the fanny lets all the compressed air out that you've banged up it thus making a fart or boff sound, usually quite fucking funny I might add

" hahaha you dirty scrut stop fanny boffing all over the place "

by John Gaskell May 15, 2005

Wank Interruption

An interruption during a masturabtion session

" Who's this calling at this time???? "
" I hate Wank Interruptions "

by John Gaskell September 17, 2005

trebags

Training or running shoes, namely Reebok Classic

" have ye seen me new Trebags kid? there fuckin shit hot aren't they muck? "

by John Gaskell March 07, 2004

Friggin

A word meaning to masturbate if you are a female of the species

" I love to watch her Friggin "

by John Gaskell June 05, 2004