Definitions by John Freeman
Lammy
A psychopathic sheep woman who plays guitar. Notable for putting out a building fire while strumming the fire hose like a guitar, getting babies to go to sleep while strumming one of them like a guitar, piloting a plane while strumming the yoke like a guitar, turning a tree into an entire new guitar while strumming the chainsaw like one, going to hell/an unknown island, playing guitar at someone else's concert, coming back from the dead, and getting to her own concert on time all in the span of 15 minutes.
Lammy by john freeman March 13, 2026
beyond the pale
2006: (Also see 'beyond the pale - Dublin, Ireland). That area of Iraq outside the US trenches surrounding Baghdad, where 'democracy' has failed to flower. Lawless (see: ref. 'Sharia'), anarchic territory under the influence of sunni-VS.-shia warlords and suicide bombers.
"Gee, sure we brought deemocrazy to I-rak. It's just those terrorists beyond the pale that don't want to enjoy freedom. Baghdad, Iraq after US-lead invasion.
beyond the pale by John Freeman September 15, 2006