Definitions by John Elden Ring

Bastard Spear 

A derogatory term used for ugly and tall people.

Brad: Hey Spencer, did you see that Bastard Spear pass by?

Spencer: Yeah man, he looked like his head was jammed in a waffle maker.

Bastard Spear by John Elden Ring January 5, 2024

Pain Train 

A word to describe a devastating punch to the face, nuts, or stomach.

Rex: Here comes the Pain Train.

Drake: Oh god.

Pain Train by John Elden Ring October 17, 2023

Boston Manor 

A bakers dozen of Boston Cream Donuts.

Random Guy: I got a couple of Boston Manors for the workplace party today!

Boston Manor by John Elden Ring October 16, 2023

Willy-Wrapping 

The act of putting a condom on the penis.

Jonquavius: Willy-Wrapping saved me from paying child support!

Willy-Wrapping by John Elden Ring October 16, 2023