Bastard Spear

A derogatory term used for ugly and tall people.

Brad: Hey Spencer, did you see that Bastard Spear pass by?

Spencer: Yeah man, he looked like his head was jammed in a waffle maker.

by John Elden Ring January 05, 2024

Willy-Wrapping

The act of putting a condom on the penis.

Jonquavius: Willy-Wrapping saved me from paying child support!

by John Elden Ring October 16, 2023

Boston Manor

A bakers dozen of Boston Cream Donuts.

Random Guy: I got a couple of Boston Manors for the workplace party today!

by John Elden Ring October 16, 2023

Pain Train

A word to describe a devastating punch to the face, nuts, or stomach.

Rex: Here comes the Pain Train.

Drake: Oh god.

by John Elden Ring October 17, 2023