John Doe 's definitions

BibleThumper

An internet legend.

sys0p is a BibleThumper.

by John Doe November 10, 2003

Benedictine

We are the shit. We party harder and longer than any other school. We are an all boys school, but we pull more pussy than any other school. St. Chris sucks. we will always be better than them along with any other all guy school. We can beat anyones ass that tries to step to us. We are not in the VIP because we arent fucking queers. Anybody that has gone to benedictine is a cadet for life and will bleed green til the day they die....We are the best thing that could happen to the city of richmond

st. chris kid #1: those BHS kids are pretty cool
st. chris kid #2: yea i no i wish we could be as cool as them
st. chris kid #1: yea but we cant because we are extremely gay
st. chris kid #2: how are we even having this convo with all this nut on our face

by john doe April 19, 2005

3PAW

P.UNK A.SS W.IGGA
P.IMPIN A.LL W.OMEN
P.URILE A.NALLY OBSESSED W.HITETRASH

Talented, good looking, but seriously offensive English Hip-Hop Artist, famous for the fact that no record label will sign him for fear of being sued for liable.

3PAW? Awww, your mother wouldn't like that!

by John Doe December 2, 2003

Goober

A ball of earwax, not to be mistaken for booger, which is the G and B reversed.

EWWW! He' got goober his face!

by John Doe July 9, 2004

kazaa

Kazaa Lite is better but it's not going to work for much longer cause it's illegal
Great source for Briana Banks videos
I downloaded Briana Loves Jenna, Briana Banks AKA Filthy Whore, The Best of Briana Banks, etc, and lots of short nice videos.
Works best with cable obviously.
Get great full size good quality porn flicks, as long as people share em.

I downloaded some really hot Briana Banks videos off Kazaa!

by John Doe January 21, 2004

spz

moron; stupid beyond belief; idiot

Look at that spz, he thinks hanky panky means a dress.

by John Doe March 3, 2005

skipper

anything that is completly not cool and that nobody likes; or something completly idiotic.

wow that flesh eating fungus is almost as bad a skipper; man i pulled a skipper when i put a hampster in my ass.

by John Doe August 13, 2004