Definitions by John Definition
pilfering the law
To commit a small, negligible crime, such as jaywalking or accidentally littering. Usually used jokingly to denote how negligible the crime is.
Comes from "to pilfer" meaning to steal something little of value. So it's literally "pilfering" the law.
Comes from "to pilfer" meaning to steal something little of value. So it's literally "pilfering" the law.
pilfering the law by John Definition May 4, 2026
Chism
A lie or falsehood specifically intended to make a person (usually the one telling the chism) look good or someone else look bad, or feel bad.
(Noun)
"One time I had a threesome with 2 girls"
"That's such a chism"
(Example of a chism)
"Last night you got drunk and started fighting me and I totally kicked your ass"
"One time I had a threesome with 2 girls"
"That's such a chism"
(Example of a chism)
"Last night you got drunk and started fighting me and I totally kicked your ass"
Chism by John Definition September 15, 2018