Definitions by John Chua call 1 (503) wet-pakz for more info

wetpacks 

From the Filipino word pek-pek. It refers to the female reproductive part.

Mark: o hey john did u get those new WETPAKZ... or
Mark: Those WETPAKS are awesome wanna taste??

wetpacks by John Chua call 1 (503) wet-pakz for more info February 19, 2005

balbon 

noun. A word to describe a hairy person. John's favorite term when he gets excited. A word that cindy cannot pronounce.

other words...

BALBONIZATION
BALBONIC
BALBONER
BALBONISM

John: HULI KA BALBON!!!
Alyssa: WAG KA NA, BALBON!!!

balbon by John Chua call 1 (503) wet-pakz for more info February 19, 2005