John Bontke's definitions

race donkey

The sudden urge to deficate before a automotive race event.

Frank had to kick a race donkey before he took pole position.

by John Bontke December 5, 2003

Fagged-out

Tired, exhausted, physically exhausted.

Boy, I am fagged-out after unloading that truck!

by John Bontke December 5, 2003

portly

A nice way to say that you or someone is a fat ass.

Does this jacket make me look portly?

by John Bontke December 5, 2003