John Barry's definitions

Nose Jam

1. Build up of partacles of dubious origin that make their domicile in the nasal cavity of most mammals. Can range in texture from crusty hardened solid lumps to a sloppy, viscous gel-like substance usually found dripping from the noses of the sick and feeble, the homeless, or human babies. Unknown exactly what the purpose of this mystery shape-changing element is, athough it has been documented that it can be used as an emergency food source when bored or hungry. Also used sometimes by teenagers as a material for sabotage or deviousness by wiping the matter liberally on another's personal property. See also wober, booger, snot.

1. 'Man I'm hungry, nothing to eat...Ah, I've got some nose jam, that'll do.'

by John Barry July 4, 2006

Ant Drink

1.Tropical rum and fruit flavoured alcoholic beverage with a taste resembling that of ants. 2.Beverage containing ants.

1.Jane, have an ant drink.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Crab Farm

1.Breeding ground for crabs. (see pubic nit). See also Crab Ranch.

1.Dont ever go near anyone with a crab farm in their undies.

by John Barry November 20, 2004