John "The Stovepiper" Smith's definitions

Hockey Fag

A person who plays hockey, and also engages in homosexual acts.

John wants to watch me eat a Chipotle burrito, he's such a hockey fag.

by John "The Stovepiper" Smith October 30, 2006

ScatSwap

A deviant sexual act that occurs when an individual excrements into the gaping anus of another individual, thus swapping scat.

I did ScatSwap with Stephanie last night, it was awesome! What a great friend!

by John "The Stovepiper" Smith April 24, 2004

Covers

A person who hides under the covers when they see a person they are afraid of (which is usually a black male).

Hey Andy Dalton, I mean Covers! Quick man hurry up and hide Harrison is coming!

by John "The Stovepiper" Smith April 24, 2004

fivehead

When some one has an extremely large forehead.

Whoa, Meredith's forehead is so huge it's a fivehead!

by John "The Stovepiper" Smith April 24, 2004