John "The Stovepiper" Smith's definitions

Hockey Fag

A person who plays hockey, and also engages in homosexual acts.

John wants to watch me eat a Chipotle burrito, he's such a hockey fag.

by John "The Stovepiper" Smith October 30, 2006

fivehead

When some one has an extremely large forehead.

Whoa, Meredith's forehead is so huge it's a fivehead!

by John "The Stovepiper" Smith April 24, 2004

ScatSwap

A deviant sexual act that occurs when an individual excrements into the gaping anus of another individual, thus swapping scat.

I did ScatSwap with Stephanie last night, it was awesome! What a great friend!

by John "The Stovepiper" Smith April 24, 2004

Covers

A person who hides under the covers when they see a person they are afraid of (which is usually a black male).

Hey Andy Dalton, I mean Covers! Quick man hurry up and hide Harrison is coming!

by John "The Stovepiper" Smith April 24, 2004