John's definitions

the emo swoop

the fucking faggot who keeps posting pictures of his emo ass on here and refers to himself as "hot" is a fucking cock tard. when you can't tell by looking at a picture if somebody is a guy or a girl, you know your life is fucking worthless. kill yourself and your "emo swoop."

this just in: the "emo swoop'ster" on urban dictionary is a fucking wanker who will eventually come out of this stage in 2-3 years and realize how fucking stupid he was during that time.

by john March 14, 2005

readers wife

Readers Wife (Noun): British institution whereby male readers of certain adult magazines feel the need
to submit for publication pictures of their other halves in varying levels of undress.

Readers Wife (Pronoun): a lady with a bedraggled appearance such that
you believe she would appear in such a magazine.

"She's a bit of a readers wife"

by John March 18, 2004

huw

a little dwieb that try's to act cool around peolpe but fails and then diverts attention from himself to another person

huw is a little dwieb with no friends and try's to act cool around people

by john November 17, 2003

retail manager

This is the person that comes around making sure you are bothered every five minutes and told one more time what you are to do (in case you have a case of chronic amnesia). This is usually to reassure the person that the items and services you are selling and most likely not making commision off of are steadily helping out their bonuses each week / month / year.

Hitler was not a retail manager but many retail managers are little Hitler's.

by John December 20, 2003

drilldo

Dildo mounted on the end of an electric drill.

She got fucked hard by the spinning Drilldo.

by John December 4, 2003

splipla

a nonsense word used to create confusion in a dull conversation.

"Splipla Splipla"

by John February 5, 2004

kinfolk

family of yours

My kinfolk own that land.

by John October 18, 2003