slug

Put a slug in that slugs chest
by John March 10, 2005
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world of pageantry

a message board full of assholes that share opinions that no one cares about. a bunch of asshats.
the world of pageantry forums is full of crappy user names and stupid posts.
by john May 07, 2005
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i was about to say

1. A phrase used at the end of a fragmented sentence; Usually as a threat or warning. Mostly used by blacks and ghetto whites.

also see: 'i wuz 'bout ta say'

2. A polite phrase to use after a motormouth has interrupted your statement once again.
1. Girl, I thought you called me ugly, I was about to say...

b. What he lookin at? Oh, he's blind? I was about to say...

c. Shoot, that man came up to me with that bullcrap like I wanted him. I was about to say...

d. Oooh, you got them new Jordans? Oh, no that's straight bootleg. I was about to say...


2. As I was about to say, children are severely affected by their single parents dating patterns.

b. I was about to say that I would give you half of the million, but since I now know you think I'm a greedy, selfish bitch, you can fuck the hell off... and take the kids.
by john August 24, 2004
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chiefing

To draw on someones face when they are passed out after drinking
by John November 24, 2003
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Shop-Rite

A place where you go to work when your a freshman, and you have to deal with old annoying people constantly.

Often made fun of by other students that have far better jobs.
Tim: "Where do you work?"
Me: "Shop-Rite."
Tim: "Loser..."
by John March 02, 2004
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bald eagle

a person who has no pubes
Matt dalton is a right bald eagle, he sucks himself off
by john May 14, 2003
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Joyce Lyn Winter

1. Uber-Gorgeous, cute, and very friendly.
1. That girl is such a Joyce Lyn Winter.
by John October 24, 2004
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