98 definitions by John Smith

the bergsters

anoying set of twins that live in wisconsin. They often accociate them selves with team jesus and spaz and file harasment constantly.

O great next hour i have the bergsters in my class

by John Smith January 17, 2004

Gornayto

1.To be sure of oneself even when wrong. To use others as if they were nothing but pawns, and to think one is of godly stature. 2.A wicked tasty burrito.

...J...O...E

George Bush sure is gornaytoe these days.

I sure love your Mom's Gornaytoe, but it sure makes me shit....just like joe

by John Smith April 7, 2005

Gimili

A horribly unattractive woman. Of male physical features. Resembles Gimili the troll, a character from the movie, The Lord of the Rings.

The woman we saw was certainly a gimili.

by John Smith September 22, 2003

dumpfart

A lot like the word shart, it is when farts but then he poops his pants.
Made popular by the song "Dumpfart" by Keith Barbado.

I was walking down the street and i dumpfarted on a hobo.

by John Smith February 23, 2005

steamed

1.to be fucked over by valve software

2.a substitute for the common "pwned" expression when playing video games online

1.Invalid steam userID ticket? I've been STEAMED!

2.I STEAMED yo ass biatch!

by John Smith March 4, 2004

operation desert storm

Operation Desert Storm was when Iraq invaded Kuwait and Saddam called it:"The thirteenth province of Iraq". The U.S. Army drove back Saddam into his soil after 1991 (a few month's after the occupation). See also: Gulf War

George Bush senior launched it.

by John Smith February 15, 2004

739

codeword for "sex" (sex is 7 3 9 on a mobile fone keypad)

me n muh galz jus did 739 in da basement!

by John Smith January 11, 2004