Joe_Schmuck's definitions

Bae

Probably mine and my girlfriend's most commonly-used nickname for one another.

"I love you, bae".

"I love you too, bae".

by Joe_Schmuck June 20, 2022

Tinychat pornstar

Any sad, pathetic git or slag who insists on jacking off or fingering themselves live on cam, or on performing a live, on-cam striptease, getting their cocks or their tits and pussies out live on webcam, while they're on Tinychat- (for the record, this shit's normally done while they're performing some ridiculous bloody dance, which they delude themselves into believing is sexy, when it's actually not!)

Oh, dear God, no! Not another bloody Tinychat pornstar! Can't no bugger on this bloody site just chat normally, without getting their fuckin' cocks or pussies out?!

by Joe_Schmuck September 21, 2016

Baritenor

An adult male singer who's lucky enough to have the deep, dark, robust timbre- (vocal sound-quality, to the non-singer), of a Baritone- (the middle adult blokes' vocal-range), combined with the range of a second or low Tenor- (the second highest, natural adult blokes' vocal-range), while also, still retaining their own, natural Baritone vocal-range, and who, as a result of possessing this very rare vocal-range, is able to sing in both the Tenor AND the Baritone tessituras, or ranges, to the non-singer- (more often than not, equally as well, equally as easily, and with no significant problems, while singing in either range!)

Well-known Baritenors included Freddie Mercury and Elvis Presley. Both of these two artists could sing equally as well in the Tenor AND Baritone ranges.

by Joe_Schmuck February 1, 2017

Bubble

A cute nickname what my girlfriend and I call one another pretty much constantly.

"I love you, bubble".

"I love you too, bubble".

by Joe_Schmuck June 20, 2022

Kill me tonight!

A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.

"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"

by Joe_Schmuck September 9, 2018

Moose

A really ugly woman, who most blokes, in their right mind, wouldn't touch with a bloody mile-long barge-pole.

"Have ya seen Dave's new girlfriend? She's a right fuckin' moose!"

by Joe_Schmuck December 14, 2024

Payday

A really beautiful and exciting day, which sadly, only happens once a month for most of us, but which means that we've temporarily got money in our pockets again. Sadly though, it's normally pretty bloody short-lived, 'cos we're normally absolutely flat-broke again before the week's out.

Payday's coming! I can't wait!

by Joe_Schmuck July 1, 2017