An adult male vocalist who has pretty much an unbroken voice- (whereas, most blokes' voices break at puberty), and who, as a result of this failure to lose his "baby voice" at puberty, remains able to sing in the vocal tessituras- (ranges, to the non-singer), of the female Alto, Mezzo-soprano, and very occasionally, Soprano, without having to resort to the use of Falsetto- (false voice.)
True Countertenors are a very rare thing. Most blokes who think they're Countertenors are actually Falsettists, who sing in the Countertenor registers, using Falsetto- (false voice.)
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Get the Bae mug.An adult male singer who's lucky enough to have the deep, dark, robust timbre- (vocal sound-quality, to the non-singer), of a Baritone- (the middle adult blokes' vocal-range), combined with the range of a second or low Tenor- (the second highest, natural adult blokes' vocal-range), while also, still retaining their own, natural Baritone vocal-range, and who, as a result of possessing this very rare vocal-range, is able to sing in both the Tenor AND the Baritone tessituras, or ranges, to the non-singer- (more often than not, equally as well, equally as easily, and with no significant problems, while singing in either range!)
Well-known Baritenors included Freddie Mercury and Elvis Presley. Both of these two artists could sing equally as well in the Tenor AND Baritone ranges.
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Oh, dear God, no! Not another bloody Tinychat pornstar! Can't no bugger on this bloody site just chat normally, without getting their fuckin' cocks or pussies out?!
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Payday's coming! I can't wait!
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Get the Bubble-wrap mug.The most comfortable and easily reached part of a singer's vocal-range, and the part of their range in which, they sound the best. A singer's sweet spot's also the part of their vocal-range in which they're least likely to strain their voices and damage their vocal-cords while they're singing.
I'm a high Baritone, who's able to sing all the way up from G2 in full-voice to A5 in Falsetto, but my sweet spot lies somewhere between about C4 and F5 in me Falsetto range.
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