Definitions by Joe. Smith

cockslide 

Another name for a jag-bag or assmunch.

That dude at the bar cut in front of me,what a cockslide.

cockslide by Joe. Smith March 30, 2006

big mike and the twins

A euphemism for one's junk or package.I.e the cock and balls

Sheila gently stroked big Mike and the twins till Mike
blew man gravy on her hand.

big mike and the twins by Joe. Smith March 27, 2006