big mike and the twins

A euphemism for one's junk or package.I.e the cock and balls
Sheila gently stroked big Mike and the twins till Mike
blew man gravy on her hand.
by Joe. Smith March 27, 2006
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cockslide

Another name for a jag-bag or assmunch.
That dude at the bar cut in front of me,what a cockslide.
by Joe. Smith March 30, 2006
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