Definitions by Joe the chafe meister general

Midge

a midge is someone who is fairly small in comparison, wears glasses and has black hair.

oh my god its midge!

Midge by Joe the chafe meister general January 13, 2005

chaffiage 

any type of sourness inflicted on the body as a result from a harsh rubbing of two body parts. It will produce a red sore which is best treated with generous vasaline application. Can be rated as well.

oi duck, ive got at least 7/10 on the chaffiage scale

chaffiage by Joe the chafe meister general January 12, 2005