Dick-suck

A complete loser who's entire existence is as sad as waking up with a dick on the chin.
That valet is a total dick-suck. He can't even drive an automatic.
by Joe Tellenbauer November 07, 2003
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scrunt

The dried vag crust left in a pair of two day old panties.
When I found the scrunt in her panties, I was overjoyed, then I promply feasted.
by Joe Tellenbauer November 07, 2003
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