Definitions by Joe Tellenbauer

Dick-suck

A complete loser who's entire existence is as sad as waking up with a dick on the chin.

That valet is a total dick-suck. He can't even drive an automatic.

The dried vag crust left in a pair of two day old panties.

When I found the scrunt in her panties, I was overjoyed, then I promply feasted.