Joe Shmoe's definitions

toji

a little skinny radioactive jap bastard with over 3 gigabites of hardcore porn on his comp.

Toji masturbates incessantly

by joe shmoe February 26, 2003

Good Times

1. a catchy phrase to complement great/humerous moments.
2. an imperturbable and reserved way of expressing delight in ones actions.

hahahahahaha, sigh... good times.

by joe shmoe February 26, 2003

Elevator music

The shnazzy music that plays in elevators, supermarkets, cheep family restaurants, amusement park lines, and the YMCA's men locker room. Useually jazz or clasical.

*muffled* doo doo di doo doopidy doo.

by joe shmoe February 28, 2003

brown bag that

literally: to put in a brown bag.
most frequently in reference to alcoholic substances (ie: 40's)

also, Young Religious Unitarian Universalists brown bag their drugs, illegal/hazardous materials during the time they spend at conferences.

Dude, let's get that homeless guy to buy us some 40's and sit on the corner brown bagging 'em.

Dude, you should SO brown bag that.

by Joe Shmoe May 25, 2003

ebay

A place on the net to go to when you have too mutch time and/or money.

i bought 6 dozzen glitter sticky hands on ebay.

by joe shmoe July 15, 2003

UHF

poor-man's cable.

kid: dad im tired of fox, abc, nbc, cbs, upn, and the w-b. can we get cable?
father: no son, just turn on the uhf.

by joe shmoe October 31, 2003