Lucky Cums

When you replace the white milk with white nut in your Lucky charms.

My papa made me a delicious bowl of lucky cums.

by Joe Seff February 27, 2025

The 64

Just like in 1964 black women can't enter the white only bathroom. Solution bust white nut on her face.

I gave my girlfriend the 64 to get her a job.

by Joe Seff February 27, 2025

Mortars

Anything is a dildo if your brave enough

I love to use mortars after hours

by Joe Seff February 27, 2025

Julia Conner

Do you like Optimus prime this person sure does

I love Optimus prime like a Julia Conner.

by Joe Seff February 27, 2025

New shiny rim

When you eat a guy's ass rim.
New shiny rims's: imagine a reverse 69

I gave this guy a new shiny rim.

by Joe Seff February 27, 2025

Leather shoe

Take a shit on your foot smear it and wrap it in duct tape. Let marinate for three days. There you go you, you have a leather shoe

When my ex broke up with me, she left me a leather shoe.

by Joe Seff February 27, 2025

Racism

I mean is it really that bad

Personally I exuberate racism

by Joe Seff February 27, 2025