Definitions by Joe Comma

Frankenboner 

The hardest, stiffest erection the human body can produce.

Don-Dude, check out that girl over there.
Frank-I know man, she's giving me a serious Frankenboner.

Frankenboner by Joe Comma October 17, 2008

Spooky Graveyard

The act of cuming on someone's taint exclusively.

John- Did you hook up with Sarah last night?
Carl- Yo, i gave that bitch a Spooky Graveyard, son.
John- Nice, nice.

Spooky Graveyard by Joe Comma November 18, 2006