Joe Bod's definitions

felonize

The act of upgrading a misdemeanor charge to a felony. This is usually because there are prior convictions for the same crime. In a drug case, it could be because the drug quantity ended up being greater than originally thought, and a felony amount.

Damn, I got caught with a bag of weed. The cops of the scene thought it was a misdemeanor amount. When the lab weighed it, it came back heavy and they felonized me!

I caught a DUI, and because I have three priors, they felonized this one.

by Joe Bod August 1, 2010

buttweed

A nonsensical word to be used as an insult around children, in place of a harsher word.

Dadgummit, that buttweed just pulled out in front of me! Rats!

by Joe Bod August 1, 2010

Soulhawk

A patch of hair worn on the chin, usually the bottom part of a goatee with the top shaved off. Larger than a soul patch.

Damn, Ray's pitcher Matt Garza has a smoooth soulhawk.

by Joe Bod August 1, 2010