flex

To lend something, or to give something

'brer, flex me yo' fone'

by Joe June 30, 2004

BANK

Meets all the requirements to have sex with, Usually used for females but can use for males.
Originated from: you can bet the bank that I would "do" her.

I'd take her right to the BANK!

She's BANKABLE.

(a hot girl walkes by and you nod to your buddy and say; "BANK"

by joe March 23, 2003

Chex Mex

A nickname given to an italian who looks mexican who also may carry the traits of being tall having a spic-stash clumsy, bad luck, clumsy, weak and unathletic.

that kid adam looks like a Chex Mex

by Joe February 12, 2005

Chastity

One of the greatest people in your life.

I love you, Fore you are Chastity

by Joe December 07, 2004

smacktard

Most often seen in and around the PC game Battlefield 1942. A term used by gamers
to describe a player who has no regard for
the game's code of ethics. There exists a
hint of irony in labelling one as a smacktard in that the person who used the term is broadcasting that they take a video game seriously and get mad over trivial and nonconsequential matters

Joe, why did you just crash into my tank with an airplane? Smacktards like you ruin the whole gaming experience.

by Joe July 11, 2004

knee slapper

Sarcastically used to point out an unfunny joke. It originates from the act of slapping one's knee during vigorous laughter. Later took on a sarcastic meaning.

Comedian: I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms tired!

Audience member in sarcastic tone: wow that's a real knee-slapper

by Joe February 11, 2003

sperm whore

A bitchy woman who steals your sperm and uses it to have babies without your consent.

Jeni is such a sperm whore!

by Joe May 01, 2005