Joe's definitions

sampans

shit

i shit on the log

by JOe October 8, 2003

bizzatch

yer mom $#!t :)

you friggin bizzatch

by joe December 9, 2003

mairead

TOTAL LOSER!!!! Biggest loser in school, no style at all

That girl looks like Mairead

by joe February 18, 2005

ramboni

1. the expression used when you see a person leaning against a garbage can viciously eating a mcdonalds hamburger
2. a person who's background is half Italian and half Jamaican
3. an adjective used to describe a person who is dark skinned and has crazy black curly hair
4. when you see a random fall and roll down a steep hill and then refuse help when people ask him if he is okay.

1. That ramboni is attacking that hamburger!
2. DAMN that ramboni is fine!
3. Did u see that ramboni roll down that hill??
4. What a little ramboni!

by joe July 5, 2004

suckubus

A woman who attracts a man and really a seven headed beast who under a skin of a woman is nasty devil she bitch that she is. The only way to kill these fucking she devils is to play the song backwards that they allways sing

Man the person who took Brian away is a she loving suckubus

by Joe January 13, 2004

shit looking hands

Hands covered in shit of all sorts.

Damn matt, your hands are all shit looking hands!

by Joe March 16, 2004

special k

I retarded cerial thaet makeeas yoiu reatardid, I eat it can you tell?

"Dam thaet speicail K was goood"

by JOE July 23, 2004