Guy 1: Holmes, it is gettin' COLDILOCKS out here, dawg!
Guy 2: Fo' shizzle, G. Mah coldicock is gettin' COLDILOCKS.
Guy 2: Fo' shizzle, G. Mah coldicock is gettin' COLDILOCKS.
by Joanna and Sami January 07, 2009
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2.) A woman who, when speaking, sounds like the annoying squeaking of a baby bird.
2.) A woman who, when speaking, sounds like the annoying squeaking of a baby bird.
Guy 1: Man, that new born jo-bird is so ugly, it's making my eyes bleed!
Guy 2: Yeah, and this dumbass brunette jo-bird is making my EARS bleed, dawg!
Guy 2: Yeah, and this dumbass brunette jo-bird is making my EARS bleed, dawg!
by Joanna and Sami January 04, 2008
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