Internet

The net that's in swimming trunks.

God, that's scary. I think I just logged onto my internet.

by Jon May 13, 2005

Ghettolicious

Jon's word meaning either:
1. Someone consisting of extreme ghettoness

2. Jon

3. A sexy ass ahahah lol

4. A really hot chick

5. A sex term haahh

1. Paris Hilton is Ghettolicious.

2. They had Ghettolicious Sex.

by Jon April 02, 2005

Gooch

The part between your asshole and your balls.

The section below your balls thats all hairy

by Jon March 18, 2003

Johnny Damon

A redsox centerfielder that oddly resembles jesus. He shall be the savior to the redsox this season.

"If the Redsox can't win this year with Jesus Christ in centerfield then they must be cursed."

by jon April 08, 2004

YARR

A pirate saying used in ancient times that could interpret to almost anything today.

I'm going to kill you and rape your wenches. This is some good grog. My parrot just died. The last time we tried that the ship caught on fire. etc.

by Jon February 07, 2004

how's it goin' eh?

A true Canadian greeting required for any real conversation.

Jim just gets up in the morning, walks into the kitchen to see his roomate there sipping his Tim Horton's double double coffee.
"How's it going eh?" Queries Jim, formalizing the conversation between them and fulfilling any requisites to speak with non-monosyllables.
Doug, the roomate, grunts in acknowledgement, then pours more coffee and bites his kruller from Tim Horton's, it's all about the tractor wheel eh.

by Jon May 20, 2004

Geo Prizm

A compact sedan produced in a joint venture between General Motors and Toyota, and sold through Chevrolet-Geo dealerships throughout North America from 1990-2002. The Prizm is comprised of mostly Toyota parts, sharing the same engine and drivetrain components as Toyota's Corolla, however the exterior and interior were given distinct styling cues to make it resemble Chevrolet's other passenger cars of the time.

The Geo Prizm and Toyota Corolla look almost alike.

by Jon November 18, 2004